The Cat’s Meow of Bluegrass Run
Presented by SATX Select Liquidators — San Antonio’s Most Fun Estate Sale
Cliff has been guarding this house for weeks, and he’s finally ready to let it all go. 💀
Step into one of San Antonio’s most charming and personality-packed estate sales, curated by SATX Select Liquidators! Whether you’re a devoted cat lover, a seasoned collector, a decorator hunting for one-of-a-kind pieces, or someone who just loves a great deal, this home is packed wall-to-wall with discoveries you won’t want to miss.
From a stunning Baldwin black upright piano to a vintage oak kitchen hutch, from rare art glass and charming cat figurines to quality electronics and home goods — every room, shelf, nook, and corner reveals a new delight. This is the kind of sale you tell your friends about. Cliff insists. 💀
🎟️ DAY 1 SURPRISE — GOLDEN TICKETS
The first 20 shoppers through the door on Saturday receive a Golden Ticket at entry! Scratch at checkout to reveal your surprise discount or prize. Arrive early — only 20 tickets available and Cliff will NOT be handing out extras. He has no hands. 💀😄
⏰ IMPORTANT — GATES, PARKING & HOUSE RULES
(Cliff made us put this in. He’s very serious about it.)
🚪 GATES OPEN AT 9:30 AM — Sale starts at 10 AM sharp
Get in line early, but please be patient — good things come to those who wait. Cliff waited 30 years delivering mail. You can wait 30 minutes.
🚗 PARKING IS LIMITED
Please be a good neighbor — do NOT block trash cans or mailboxes. The neighbors are watching. So is Cliff. Park considerately, or Cliff will judge you silently with those empty eye sockets. 💀
🏠 SMALL BUT MIGHTY HOUSE — 12 SHOPPERS AT A TIME
This is a cozy, charming home — we limit entry to 12 shoppers at a time for the best experience. We’ll rotate groups in as others check out. Good things come in small packages — just ask the ducks. 🦆
👜 NO LARGE BAGS OR PURSES
Small bags and totes only, please. Cliff has no pockets, and he’s not judging — but we are. 😄
🏆 HERE’S JUST A TASTE OF WHAT AWAITS YOU
🐱 Cat Lover’s Paradise
Whimsical cat figurines, rare collectibles, cat-themed décor, pillows, wall hangings, kitchenware, plush toys, and so much more. This home loves cats — and it shows in every single room.
🎹 Musical Instruments & Accessories
Baldwin black upright piano, Anderson hard maple music stand, vintage metronomes, tuners, and more. Cliff tried to play. It didn’t go well. 💀
💡 Eye-Catching Lighting
Tiffany-style floral table lamp, floor lamps, and vintage brass candleholders. Our Tiffany lamp already broke the internet on Facebook — come see it in person.
💎 Jewelry & Accessories
Full jewelry table with a wide variety of pieces for every style and budget. Cliff says buy something nice for yourself. You deserve it.
🛋️ Elegant Furniture
Classic wooden beds, vintage secretary desk, dining tables, bookcases, oak kitchen hutch, and more. Quality pieces throughout every room.
🎨 Fine Art & Photography
Framed paintings, cat-themed artwork, signed prints, art supplies, and limited edition pieces. Every wall tells a story.
🍽️ Kitchen & Dining Essentials
CorningWare, Pyrex, glassware, bakeware, serving trays, and utensils. The good stuff — not the stuff nobody wants.
📺 Vintage & Modern Electronics
Canon Pixma printer, TVs, DVD/VHS players, radios, phones, and more.
📚 Books, Albums & Media
Photo albums, magazines, journals, music flash cards, and notecards.
🎄 Holiday & Seasonal Treasures
Christmas décor, ceramic light-up Christmas tree, ornaments, wreaths, Halloween plush, and unique themed items. Yes, the ceramic tree is there. No, it won’t last long. Come early.
👜 Fashion & Accessories
Vera Bradley totes, travel bags, hats, scarves, umbrellas, and masquerade masks.
🏡 Home Décor
Wall mirrors, decorative vases, inspirational plaques, art glass, and statement pieces throughout.
🌿 Garden & Patio
Outdoor chairs, planters, bird baths, garden flags, artificial greenery, and rustic décor.
⚠️ NOTE: Hoses are NOT for sale. Yes, someone always asks. Cliff is pre-annoyed. 💀
🧸 Toys, Plush & Games
Vintage and modern plush, classic board games, puzzles, and collectibles.
🔧 Tools & Household Gadgets
Vacuums, irons, mixers, flashlights, kitchen appliances, and more.
📦 Storage & Organization
Baskets, rolling carts, shelving units, and closet solutions.
✈️ Sports, Travel & Leisure
Coolers, portable chairs, umbrellas, and luggage.
🏺 Estate & Vintage Gems
Hand-carved figurines, mirrors, fans, matchbox collectibles, and unique one-of-a-kind finds.
📅 3-DAY PRICING — ANNOUNCED UPFRONT BECAUSE WE RESPECT YOUR TIME
🎟️ SATURDAY MAY 2 — Full Price + Golden Tickets for first 20 shoppers!
Gates open 9:30 AM · Sale starts 10 AM · Hours 10 AM–5 PM
🦆 SUNDAY MAY 3 — 33% OFF EVERYTHING + Duck Hunt!
3 rubber ducks hidden somewhere in the sale — find one and WIN a prize!
First finder gets first pick of 3 prize options. Hours 10 AM–5 PM
🧺 MONDAY MAY 4 — 50% OFF EVERYTHING + Fill a Basket for $30!
Everything must go. Cliff’s orders. 💀 Hours 10 AM–3 PM
💳 PAYMENT & CHECKOUT
Cash preferred | Credit & Debit Cards accepted | Apple Pay accepted
Professional barcode scanning checkout — fast, accurate, and painless
One of only two estate sale companies in San Antonio using this system
📍 LOCATION
6907 Bluegrass Run, San Antonio, TX
Near Bandera & Eckhert
Contact: jerry@satxsl.com | 210-783-7900
Website: SATXSelectLiquidators.com
If you love cats, music, art, or vintage style — this is a once-in-a-lifetime collection you’ll regret missing. Every item tells a story and is ready for its next chapter.
Cliff will be there. The ducks will be hiding. The golden tickets are ready.
See you Saturday. 💀🦆🎟️
— Jerry Robertson, Owner · SATX Select Liquidators
Liquidator Since 2003 · As Featured in The Wall Street Journal
San Antonio’s Most Fun Estate Sale